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are YOU killing Newgrounds?

Posted by hexar - September 11th, 2007


The last couple of months Newgrounds has had an ever growing problem of Chainletters. These Chainletters are showing up in almost all submitions on newgrounds at the moment and they are hurting newgrounds in almost every way possible, take for example my good friend Mindchambers game "Red baron"
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The latest 5 reviews or so, are nothing but annoying messages telling you that "you will die if you don't spam the rest of newgrounds with this" now for some reason, some idiot came up with the brilliant solution of writing even MORE Chainletters saying
"STOP CHAINLETTERS ON NEWGROUNDS! Report chainletter reviews and post this letter on 10 submitions to stop Chainletters or you WILL die!"

Okay, i really think you guys get my point about this, by now.
"But how is this hurting Newgrounds?"
You might ask. Well, for once the people who post submitions are actually not interrested in being told they are going to die once a day, but they ARE, on the other hand interrested in reading what people have to say about their work. So how annoying do you think it is to have to read thought pages of Spam, just to do that?
Apart from that it is taking up server space. Fortunatley not a whole lot, but the number of Chainletters grows every day and it makes no sense to post this kind of crap, other than to annoy.

And if you, for some reason happen to be a stupid little kiddo who believes in these kind of Chainletters let me assure you, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE! since i was a little kid, only 5-6 years old, i have read TONS of these letters and never forwarded a single one, i must admit when i was younger they could give me the creeps sometimes, but that was only because it was sent my actual SnailMail, wich means the person sending them actually had my adress, but even THOSE letters are just sent by people who are for some reason affraid, or have nothing better to do, i can assure you noone is spying on you, checking if you posted your 10 spamChainletters, and noone is going to kill you for not spamming newgrounds, also magic does not exist (neather does the easterbunny or santa, sorry kiddos) so unless you go and hang yourself, (wich i will recommend you to do if you're over 13 and still spamming NG with Chainletters) you have nothing to worry about.

On the other hand, if you DON'T stop sending those pesky things, i will personally make sure you die a horrible !!burninated!! death

ThankyouInAdvancePlzDontBeAWanka
-Hexar


Comments

I'm not killing newgrounds.

I can't do anything to stop others from hurting it though :'(.

if you don't send this comment to 50 people you will die.

After that comment, i am allready dead inside

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!

i am smart

Dammit.. I love the function for blocking people so they cannot write to you again... :D

Im gonna leave this comment so everyone can point fingers and laugh at your immaturity

i hate chains! and chain letter!

I'm with you! Destroy the srupid spammers!

I totally agree. Artists aren't interested in Teddy. They want feedback.

LoL! That was a great way to put it.. Fortunnatley, it seems from what Tom posted today, that they are taking care of the problem.

Also, i don't understand how everyone on newgrounds can be named teddy.. but the age explains a lot though

Yeah these are so fucking annoying, fuck Teddy.

It just proves the fact that many of people on newgrounds are retarded.

Correction!
many of the people on the INTERNET are retarded.. :D
...Only, newgrounds is full of 12 years old n00bs