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hexar
Too busy smoking to remember all the details of my life :D

Age 36, Male

Da Rap game

Vesterbro, DK

Joined on 11/22/00

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I'm not killing newgrounds.

I can't do anything to stop others from hurting it though :'(.

if you don't send this comment to 50 people you will die.

After that comment, i am allready dead inside

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!

i am smart

Dammit.. I love the function for blocking people so they cannot write to you again... :D

Im gonna leave this comment so everyone can point fingers and laugh at your immaturity

i hate chains! and chain letter!

I'm with you! Destroy the srupid spammers!

I totally agree. Artists aren't interested in Teddy. They want feedback.

LoL! That was a great way to put it.. Fortunnatley, it seems from what Tom posted today, that they are taking care of the problem.

Also, i don't understand how everyone on newgrounds can be named teddy.. but the age explains a lot though

Yeah these are so fucking annoying, fuck Teddy.

It just proves the fact that many of people on newgrounds are retarded.

Correction!
many of the people on the INTERNET are retarded.. :D
...Only, newgrounds is full of 12 years old n00bs